technically, Kermit's birth caused 9/11. In a 2002 Film, A Merry Muppet Christmas Movie, an angel shows Kermit what the world would be like if he had never been born. And in this alternate reality of 2002, the Twin Towers were still standing. Therefore, Kermit's birth somehow caused 9/11.
i mean... it is from a paper mario game... so i dont think he would really get a paper cut... probably just a crinkle or tear... then again... he could just eat a mushroom n feel fine after...
you do realize jacking off to hentai is basicly the same thing as jacking off to paper right? after all hentai is drawn on paper or a blank slate in an art edditor...
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I'm rusty on my mario lore, wasn't they a spider demon thing?
technically, Kermit's birth caused 9/11. In a 2002 Film, A Merry Muppet Christmas Movie, an angel shows Kermit what the world would be like if he had never been born. And in this alternate reality of 2002, the Twin Towers were still standing. Therefore, Kermit's birth somehow caused 9/11.
How about Elmo anger issue?
The butterfly effect.
Alrighty then, that was something.
I've never been called a waifu before, but i don't blame you for being infatuated with me. I mean look at me, im perfection
You got class when your dick has a stash
The fuck is this?
No one gonna ask how much agony Mario musn't be in after that many papercuts on his dick?
all of them
mustashe pubes 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 out of 10 this is peak commidey and no one has ever done that before
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you fuckers are down bad as fuck to Masturbate to fucking actual paper Mario porn
I mean it's not as bad compared to a pony
Super down bad like worse than Ryuji down bad!
not only you commit a sin but you also fucking embarrass yourself
your brain will always remeber that time you jerk off to actual fucking paper
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